Something Swift this way comes…

It’s 1:20 in the morninng, and the old man finally accomplished what he said he would….not that he hasn’t ALWAYS done that…..but now he’s got not one, but TWO pieces of paper to prove it!

I’m fairly sure I know where he is right now (hell, I just left him fifteen minutes ago). Somewhere between shots and ‘ritas, and in conversation between Stephen King and the geno-physiological-somethin-or-other that the OTHER guy with the degree was talking about…yes…I do know his name, I just felt the “OTHER guy with the degree” was funnier.

Anyway, let me be the first to congratulate you on your commencement….regardless of what’s said, I would not have missed it for the world….and, per our mid-tequila conversation….I thought you’d find this somewhat appropriate… (EDIT: OR maybe by the last post, somewhat INappropriate, so I can take it out too)

Congrats again!

(just this one time you can call me) Steve-O….

Within striking distance of Ground Zero sits an International hotbed, the United “Abominations” as it were. Created to prevent wars and promote peace, it failed to address the most dangerous threats facing the world.

In a mire of hypocrisy, bribes, kickbacks, and corruption, the UN enables terrorism, and ignores sex crimes by its peacekeepers. The UN is where our so-called allies undermine us, and we pay 22% of their tab to host our enemies here at home.

Ambassadors from dirt-poor countries enjoy luxurious, tax-free Manhattan lifestyles, turning children into sex-slaves and enjoy Diplomatic immunity. It’s a complete and utter disgrace, a blot on the face of humanity, and they get away with it.

-Dave Mustaine-